This is a blog post. A blog post is extant in cyberspace. The title of said blog post in cyberspace is This Is a Blog Post. This blog post is digitally located on a web server, somewhere on planet Earth. This blog post may have made its way into your email inbox, through means that are quite cryptic to me, said blog post’s author. The author of said blog post is me, Liza Achilles. Today is Friday, September 4, at approximately 7 am EDT, and I am writing this blog post. I did not prepare a blog post in advance, so I am writing it now. The reasons for not preparing a blog post in advance are multiple. Thank you for reading this blog post. This blog post is happy to be read. This is the last sentence of the blog post.
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